March 2011
1 post
Mamma no preach!
So this character is all about talk and no action. She’s tryin’ to hit the high note but is found in the gutta! Girl, she is hela crazy forgetting what she says and scared of the world, yet quite bossy and telling folks what to do…Modern Day Medusa? Like oh, moi, GAWWWWWWWD. She resides with those who we do not mention, but is, at times, socially excluded from the in-circle.
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February 2011
6 posts
How Now Brown Cow
She’s a cow…and she’s brown. Now, now brown cow what are you doing teaching at this venerable institution!? You don’t have a PhD, you sing spirituals with community members and call that research AND you macrame like there is no tomorrow.
Of MILFs and Men...
I am invoking our dear former First Lady, Nancy Reagan when I say, JUST SAY NO! Our next faculty member has so many undeserved titles that it is amazing her head doesn’t explode! She doesn’t even have a real doctoral degree! On all the student evaluation websites, she is considered a MILF and nothing else. One student even went so far as to encourage his whole fraternity to take her...
SLSB
Now don’t make the baby Jesus cry! Oh no you didn’t…oh yes I did! Our next pseudo-faculty member to grace the un-sacred halls of our dismal institution is connected to the Stalin-esque professor who we do not speak of…she also loves the one’s whose buttons scream and in one word is “all about the V”. Her already outdated book is pop-psychology at its...
One who screams
So over here in Alaska, we pride ourselves in our burly men. However, some of us in Fairbanks choose to wear our shirts a few sizes smaller than we should! Alas, this is the case for our teddy bear of a Professor. One should feel more compassion for the buttons that strain under the pull of the Monroe Doctrine.
More disconcerting are his outbursts of tears in class, a “woe is me” cry...
The one who controls the most...
So one would thing that a Dean would be in charge of a school, located in a university. But in reality power resides in one GILF. He is the one who shall not be named…but a loving description shall be provided.
With low self esteem, sexual addiction to the bling-bling of the ghetto, he embodies Stalin-like approaches to image, image and more image. Form precedes substance (that is if...
