The one who controls the most…
So one would thing that a Dean would be in charge of a school, located in a university. But in reality power resides in one GILF. He is the one who shall not be named…but a loving description shall be provided.
With low self esteem, sexual addiction to the bling-bling of the ghetto, he embodies Stalin-like approaches to image, image and more image. Form precedes substance (that is if substance even was present) and his minions adhere to the smoke and mirrors of a series of lies and deceptions. Receiving his degrees from second rate schools and universities, he cut his teeth in conservative health departments that would rather see people die than support their health and well being. He trolls around the interstitial spaces of seedier sides of towns and villages and in mafia circles is known to dip his stick in some scary holes.
Research: Can we say, market research for an industry that preys off of people’s fears and anxieties? Is slippage truly public health? Regardless, quantity over quality is the motto and at any cost. Graduate students work in sweatshop environments but use and abuse him as well…so it is quite mutual. No real love or deep curiosity about the world, instead, life is a BDSM cabaret and he’s not only the freakish Top but the Bottom and everything in-between. And all he really wants is love…sad.
Teaching: Operative word here is: get away with not teaching. Another operative word: abuse the students. Oh yeah, and another operative word: waste time teaching nothingness, and not the Beyond Good and Evil kind of nothingness but some real nothingness…
Service: It is all about the control. Ass muscles aside, his iron grip suffocates participatory process, love, joy and happiness. It is his way or the highway. He loves to abuse and derives pleasure in seeing people suffer. You are with us…or against us. Ring a bell?
Minions: The majority are found located in one particular house. Here is the list of the members of his inner circle which shall be described in future posts:
1. One whose shirt buttons scream
2. Slutty lady selling slutty book
3. The MILF, or also known as the Stepford Wife
4. How Now Brown Cow
Secondary characters that are used:
1. Mamma no preach
2. Wilber
