SLSB
Now don’t make the baby Jesus cry! Oh no you didn’t…oh yes I did! Our next pseudo-faculty member to grace the un-sacred halls of our dismal institution is connected to the Stalin-esque professor who we do not speak of…she also loves the one’s whose buttons scream and in one word is “all about the V”. Her already outdated book is pop-psychology at its worse, filled with airy stupidity that my trashy neighbor’s 2 year old could write and with more originality. In all honesty, she feeds off of the ideas of others and sluts around behind her B-school BF. Like, OMG, totally for real! And she’s mean about it too! What is up with mean people? There are a ton of them around these hill-billy parts and she seems to lead the pack of mean girls that don’t seem to stop. Thankfully Karma is a bitch like her!
Her idea of academics is going to the local gay bar and lip synching to Mariah, trying to look sexy in something her Mimaw made…we’ve got the proof, although our camera lens almost cracked when taking pictures of her scary self.
Research: She seems to be PR light for our Stalin-esque control freak. She’s more interested in selling toys than critically engaging with the issues of our culture and society.
Teaching: Alas, like the others pretty non-existent. It is not even worth the time to expound upon such tragedies.
Service: She does walk the streets. I guess those Payless numbers are good for something…
